Ass Clown...

Several people are asking what EXACTLY is an Ass Clown. An Ass Clown is a mixture of several distinguishing characteristics.

First off, the inspiration for our blog title, assuming that coffee has sugar in it because it has a donut on the packaging.

An Ass Clown might also have these characteristics:

• Calling someone over and over and over and over and over and... OVER again, without leaving a message.


• Having their office radio on BLAST for the rest of the office to hear the game scores as well.


• Tucking in your shirt when you are wearing a suit, AND wearing a belt at the same time.


• Driving someone else's car all the time; while your car is equally nice and in perfect working condition.


• Calling above person because you locked their keys in their car at 3am.
  
• Not putting a cup/carafe under the coffee maker when you start the coffee to brew.


• Speaking with a HEAVY foreign accent when English was your 1st language.


• Men who wear charm bracelets.


• Eating canned vegetables and lunch meat because you are trying to eat healthy.


• Men that smell like women.


• Abbreviating a name, when the name is already one syllable.


• Wearing designer jeans with pink stitching and rhinestones on the butt.


• Being a good Catholic, but also going out EVERY night and drinking and dating several people at once.


• Men wearing a scarf that looks exactly like a women's scarf.