Turd Burglar

Yes that's right folks, I laid it all down in the title. We have a Turd Burglar (TB) in our midst.

The restroom in our office has 2 stalls. Day and I usually use the 1st stall, when we are forced to we use the 2nd one, eeeeek! We hate using that one. Here's why:

Someone goes in that stall and BLOWS IT UP!!!!! Not just the normal poop and leave. No no no. They poop out baby arms, which in turn makes the toilet clog. Then it takes several days for the toilet to start functioning again. This has happened about 5 times. I have no idea what this person is eating or what is wrong with their bowels to make them produce those baby arms.

See why we don't use the 2nd stall????